100 things about me Following the online diary trend, here are 100 things about me! 1)I am nearly 26 years old. I was born on 28th March 1980. 2)I have 2 sisters and 2 brothers all younger than me. I adore them. My youngest sister has a diary here 3)I can be very shy. 4)I'm scared I will be single forever. 5)I'm 6'2 with huge feet. Size 10! (that's size 12 to the americans out there). 6)I lived in Malta from age 12-24. 7)I'm part maltese. 8)I'm from yorkshire and wince everytime I have to tell people from other places that because they always say stupid things about it and seem to think I am stupid. You're the one judging someone because of where they are from and I'm stupid? 9)When I was 5 I thought deborah harry was the most beautiful woman ever and I would grow up to be just like her. The fact that I look nothing like her didn't seem to occur to me. 10)I was also in love with David Bowie at 5 and thought I would grow up to marry him. I blame the tight trousers in labyrinth. 11) Labyrinth is still one of my favorite movies. 12)I have 1 very small tattoo which you cannot see when I am dressed. 13) I like the number 13. I think it's lucky for me. 14)I use the word "fuck" far too much. 15)I was lucky enough to meet nearly all my great-grandparents. 16)My porn star name is Tyra-Lee Parker. I don't know why, I just like the sound of it. 17)I didn't have my first open mouth kiss until I was 15. Everyone I know finds that quite shocking. I did make up for it though and went through a kissing phase. (would you like a kiss? Don't mind if I do!) 18) I've kissed 2 girls. Who happen to be sisters. 19)I weigh more than you'd guess by looking at me. Everyone who has tried to guess my weight usually guess too low. 20)No, I'm not telling you how much I weigh. 21)I used to dye my hair all the time. Now it's naturally reddish brown. 22) I hate the fact my hair is curly. 23)I thought it would never happen but I got addicted to watching Lost. 24)I'm still amused that my sister's name (not the one with diary on dland) means dark-haired when she is blonde. 25)I'm far too easily amused. 26)I'm untidy. There are always books stacked around my bedroom. 27)I've been engaged once. His diary is here 28)I hate hate HATE those outfits for dogs. Stop it NOW! 29)I have a phobia of clowns. They have scary eyes. Stop laughing! 30) I use exclaimation points too much. 31)I hate having my picture taken. I usually duck and hide my face. 32)I used to write bad teenage poetry. 33)I'm a feminist. Yes, I do like men. 34)I take the bus just to get to borders and buy Bust magazine. That's devotion right there. 35)I have no idea what my I.Q. is though apparently it is above average. The reason I don't know the number is...I don't care, it's just a goddamn number. 36)My room is bright pink. 37) I'm a cat person. 38)I love 80s movies by john hughes. 39)I'm a comicbook geek. 40)I think my mum is one of the coolest women ever. 41) I love vintage clothes. 42)I love to read horror novels. More gore the better! 43)I also love horror movies. Especially if they are rubbish because they make me laugh. 44)I am a huge Rocky Horror fan. 45)I wish we got bitch magazine in the UK. 46)I'm astonised if you are still reading at this point. 47)Both my grandfathers have had cancer. One died the other didn't. 48)I miss my grandad who died daily. 49)I don't look like anyone famous. 50)Though people always say I do. 51)But none of the people they say I look like, look like each other, so how can that be true. 52) Sometimes I go off on tangents. 53) I like the word pseudo. So does my mum. 54)I've been told I'd make a fantastic mum. 55)I really really want to be a mum. 56)I can't stand Bush. I think he's the dumbest man alive. 57)I'm getting tired of writing this. 58)I can be very moody. 59)I have a good sense of humour. 60)My sisters are my best friends. 61)I've had a secret affair with someone unsuitable just for fun. 62)I don't do casual sex. I think it makes it just another bodily function like going to the toilet. 63)I visited New Orleans a few years ago and I was supposed to move there and get married. Instead I broke off the engagement and moved to the UK. 64)I did not break off the engagement due to another man although my ex-fiance thinks so. There were other reasons. 65)I wish I'd never got involved with that man though. 66)I've made some mistakes but I'm trying to move forward. 67)My best friend leesa and I have been known to run around shouting "TIMMAH!" 68)I am a huge Trey Parker/ Matt Stone fan. I love South Park, and have seen Cannibal the musical, Orgazmo, and BASEketball. 69)This number reminds me of Bill! Not because I've done that with him you perverts! I haven't. 70)I think Johnny Depp is beautiful. He is a great actor too. 71)I am a fan of Robert Crumb. 72)I've seen the film "Crumb". It's a favorite. 73)I'm also an evil dead fan. 74)I think Bruce Campbell is incredible. The link to his website is on my links page. 75)I'm too lazy to keep making links right now. 79)I have the most beautiful niece ever in my opinion. 80)I usually guess who the killer is before the end of a thriller novel/movie. I'm almost always right. 81)Which is why I love any thriller that does fool me. 82)I've been writing diaries since I was 12. 83)I've writen online diaries since I was 20. 84)That's nearly 6 years of me boring people online. 85)But last year doesn't count because I didn't have a computer. 86)I met my ex-fiance on the internet. 87)I haven't bothered to write this list in order. 88)I'm a lot like my mother in personality but more like my dad in looks. 89)I have lots of make-up but never wear it. 90)I also have lots of clothes but wear the same things a lot. 91)I've been reading books since I was 3 years old and I still remember most of the books I've read. 92)I hated catholic school because they only let me read books in my age-group. I was 12 but had the reading level of an adult. 93)I think they were scared the books might have sex in them or something. 94)News flash! I was 12, I did know about sex. 95)I was 17 years old when I lost my virginity. 96)I remember thinking "Is this really what all that fuss is about?" 97)I lost my virginity to an Irish Lad who was 20. He dumped me after. I hope his penis fell off. 98)I've been in love 3 times. 99)As far as I know, only one of them loved me back. 100)I'm happy this is finished! |